Iets maar ook eintlik nix
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time
99 percent of laywers give the rest a bad name
The “think positive” leader tends to listen to his subordinate’s premonitions only during the postmortems
I’ve never seen electricity, so I don’t pay for it. I write right on the bill, “I’m sorry, I haven’t seen it all month”
If everything is used to its full potential, it will break
Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.
The moment for calm and rational discussion is past; now is the time for senseless bickering.
Afternoon: that part of the day we spend worrying about how we wasted the morning
It’s not the work that gets me down, it’s the coffee breaks
Bad news drives good news out of the media
Progress may have been all right once, but it went on too long
Q: How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?
A: None!! He fell
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot
There is no job so simple that it cannot be done wrong
Perfection is achieved only on the point of collapse
Beware the wrath of a patient person
Others will look to you for stability, so hide when you bite your nails
Everything tastes more or less like chicken
He who walks in another’s tracks leaves no footprints
I saw a sign at a gas station. It said “Help wanted” There was another sign below it that said “self service”. So I hired myself. Then I made myself the boss. I gave myself a raise. I paid myself. Then I quit.
Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.
Geniet julle dag verder.
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