Ware vriendinne. Al weer oppak en trek tyd…..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“without you i would still get about,

still do and think and see

and hear things…..

but without the joy of sharing”

B dankie vir jou vriendskap ek waardeer dit.  Dankie vir die chat gisteraand.

 

Die tyd om weer alles op te pak en my op ‘n ander plek te vestig vir hoe lank sal ek nie weet nie.  Ek hou nie van dit nie-eintlik haatlik.  Ek voel soos ‘n swerwer, kan nie te gemaklik raak op een plek nie, dan is dit weer oppak tyd. 

 

Vinnige grappie:

The teacher asks her class, “If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?”

She calls on one little boy.

He stands up and replies, “None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.”

The teacher replies, “The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.”

Then the boy says, “I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:

One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.

The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.

The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.

Which one is married?”

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, “Well, I suppose the one that’s gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.”

To which little boy replied, “The correct answer is ‘the one with the wedding ring on,’ but I like your thinking.”